The day job
It takes every ounce of decorum she can muster
To be polite
To be professional
To put up with the competitive, tunnel-visions of the administration
To be a productive cog in the machinery of a social service agency
But Monday through Friday
When the alarm clock rings at 5:00 a.m.
She wakes up screaming
Auntie B's Wax 
I’ll bet you’ve got a great old pic to go with this…you are great at adapting the tone of old movie trailers. Hilarious, and yet the truth in it makes it a little sad, too…thanks, Sara!
It’s very sad. This morning I woke up screaming because we had about 8 inches of wet, sticky snow overnight. AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Yeah, there are lots of reasons why we wake up screaming, aren’t there? Good way to draw attention to this vintage magnet…
My wish for everyone is that they have scream-free wakings. We should all be waking up thinking about rainbows and unicorns, don’t you think? 😉
Yes!
The alarm goes off at 5am and I wake up with a foggy mind and find it hard to start my writing, maybe I should wake up screaming, it might loosen a few muscles up there…..I love old posters too by the way.
I’m glad to hear someone else in the world has an alarm that goes off at 5:00 a.m. It makes me feel less alone. However, I think we’re both fools for doing it!
I tend to wake up cursing the alarm and the fact that I have to get up. Sign language generally takes over during the rush hour drive. The screaming usually doesn’t start until my boss gets into the office!
Such a nice progression! I bet your dog and husband are grateful you aren’t screaming first thing when you wake up.
My alarm is set for 5:20, but Peanut the Stinker usually wakes me up at 5… he wakes me up “crying”… does that count? Hey, Sara, I finally ordered something from you on etsy! So excited! Looking forward to getting more stuff in the future! 🙂
I got your order ~ thanks! I’m going to ship it out on Monday.
Thanks! Looking forward to it! I’m going to display them at work.
Got it! Love the magnets! You rock! Peanut, of course, had to sniff the packaging and your flyer. Thanks!
I’m glad you like your magnets. If you’re so inclined I invite you to leave some feedback at my shop too! Thanks for your support!