The question isn’t what are we going to do, it’s what aren’t we going to do.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd. We’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who thinks he hasn’t seen anything good today. Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.
Do you have a kiss for Daddy?
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.
Bueller…Bueller
Auntie B's Wax 
Must have this set! Put one aside for me please.
Consider it yours. I’ll give it to you when I give you the candle you wanted to. Thanks!