Who drank the Haterade?! Hatey McHaterson, that’s who!
There’s no reason to feel so poorly, Mr. McHaterson. Oh, I know you don’t think you’re “poorly,” but really you are. You wouldn’t be so Hatey if you weren’t poorly.
Hatey McHaterson at Auntie B's Wax
You scowl at people in the elevator and you shake your fist at drivers on the highway. You roll your eyes when people talk to you and huff and puff when you think you’re smarter than anyone in the whole, wide world.
Why can’t you be more like your neighbor, Shouting Guy? Sure he shouts, but he’s so good-natured no one cares if he rattles the rafters or startles children right out of their wits. He loves everyone, and everyone loves him.
Shouting Guy at Auntie B's Wax
Alas, Hatey McHaterson is perfectly happy being Hatey. Oh well, he must be doing something right if he’s famous enough to have his picture on a bottle cap magnet in Auntie B’s shop.
Auntie B's Wax 
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